[alex] mike: You want to get dinner some where before heading to dans?
* cash coughs.
[me] oh snap
[alex] mike: And eat it off cash's belly?
[cash] YAY
"Luckily you're the only buzzer in my box." -- Adam
[me] but during my vacation I started dating someone else entirely
[alex] OH! Nice. When do we get to meet him?
[me] alas, you won't
[me] he's post-op as of two weeks ago
[me] so you'll only get to meet "her"
"... and while many people say 'bros before hos', I am not one of those people." -- me
Me, every evening for the past 6 months: "Hello."
Foreign female custodian on our floor: "Fine, how are you?"
[cash] well
[cash] use a condom
[cash] since she's demonstrated that she can not be trusted to keep her uterus empty
"All figures assume worst case scenario." -- actual sentence in the Hard Rock Cafe nutrition listings
Anonymous 1: "My wife can't have children."
Anonymous 2, seriously: "Oh, is it genetic?"
[me] on the other hand, we have a function called getSourceable()
[me] that returns false if an item is sourceable
[me] and true if it's unsourceable
[me] so perhaps the commenter was merely pointing out that getInventoryForItem does,
in fact, get the inventory for an item
[me] as opposed to, say, getting yesterday's lotto numbers in Nebraska
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