Jacky: Why?
[alex] i'm thinking about being mj for halloween
[mj] you better smear some rogaine on that babyface of yours if you want to be me
[alex] I got that covered
[alex] gunna glue a cat to my face
[christian] so he says, well, we're going to have the XXXX team do a lot of this shitwork [so you don't have to]
[christian] and i say, well, sparky, the last two projects XXXX did were complete shit from shitville, so I'm not thrilled at that decision
[christian] CNN projects Obama wins New Jersey, Illinois, Connecticut; McCain takes South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee
[christian] CNN projects sun rises, sets
Kim, upon seeing me for the first time in weeks: "You are such a smart-ass."
Me, gleefully: "I know."
"I get raped." -- Kim
"You are such a shit-disturber. I love it." -- Kamil
[me] oh
[me] hah
[me] hmm
[me] nvm
[me] lol
Seller: "HD-DVD blowout. Best offer by EOD today gets them all. Bidding starts at $2."
Moron 1: "I'll give you $3 for Last Samurai."
Seller, being gracious: "CLARIFICATION: I will not be selling these individually. It's all or nothing."
Moron 2: "$5 for Hustle and Flow."
"I lived in the international dorm at school. What I remember about the exchange students was them all getting raging drunk and everybody fucking everybody else (me not included, though, since I was actually pursuing a real degree and had to like, study and stuff. Also I hate people.)" -- Damien
[damien] Dan: I was 5'3" until I was about 23 so I understand your pain
[me] what happened to you when you were 23, damien?
[damien] I grew four inches in three years
[christian] he had his legs installed.
[me] that's pretty weird
[christian] i think that may not be growth
[christian] that may be radiation
[me] right
[christian] did you get super powers?
[damien] Well, I stopped growing, and as far as I know I can't shoot magnetic lasers from my nose
or control the color purple
Our spaghetti Our father Who art in the colander Who art in heaven Hallowed be thy sauce Noodly be thy appendage Thy serving come Thy kingdom come Thy strands be wrung Thy will be done On forks as they are on spoons In the microwave in just 2 minutes Give us this day our daily meatball Give us this day our daily pasta And forgive us our starchiness And forgive us our piracy As we forgive those who are starchy against us As we forgive those who pirate against us And lead us not into Kraft parmesan And lead us not into gnocchi But deliver us from Chef Boyardee But deliver us from Cthulhu For thine is the garlic For thine is the kingdom And the onion and the bay leaves And the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory For ever and ever. For ever and ever. Ramen Ramen -- The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer, #1 -- The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer, #2
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