Welcome to my .oldproj archive!

For those of you who have stumbled onto this page and don't know what the heck I'm talking about ...

... since the spring semester of my sophomore year at Yale, I have maintained a .project file with constantly updated quotations from conversations I have been part of, overheard, or that have been related to me by other friends. Most of them are quite humorous, and while a lot are Yale/UW-related, you might get a kick out of them without even knowing what was going on.

Anyhow, every time I update my .project file, I move older quotes to my .oldproj file. When the .oldproj file gets too big, I give it a new archival name and post it here. As of the last update of this web page, I have 27 such archived files, found below. I used to keep only the archived files at this website, but now you can read my current files by fingering me or viewing the .oldproj! So, thanks for visiting. Please email me if you have any comments about the site. Have fun!

Editor's note: Italics denote extra special quotations that will forever bring smiles to the faces of those who can say, "I was there for that."

[Jan - Dec 2007 Oldproj]